Here's a photograph of Roberto Luongo holding up his gold medal for diving in the 2008 Bejing Olympics.
I'm watching the Dallars Stars/Vancouver Canucks game right now and it's a pretty decent game. The Canucks are the best team in the NHL right now and the Stars are a good team in their own right (despite the recent losing streak). That being said, I cannot stand Roberto Luongo. The guy fucking dives more than anyone I have ever seen in the NHL. He dives more than Alexander Despatie, Sammy Lee, and Klaus Dibiasi combined (If you don't know who they are, that's alright, diving isn't a real sport anyways). Every game I watch this clown out there, he's always diving to draw penalties or whine about how goalies have it so fucking tough. Fuck yourself Luongo, you look worse than Jacob Markstrom did in the 2009 WJC. I've never seen a guy who is 6'3 and 200+ pounds fall like a bag of fucking potatoes more than this jackass. Anytime someone touches him, regardless of how much they touch him, he'll fall down, have that stupid fucking annoying cringe on his face, and stay on the ice for 5 minutes. Everyone knows he's embellishing the contact, and he looks more stupid than Don Cherry out there (which is a pretty impressive feat). I'd post a video right now, but if you go to youtube and search "Roberto Luongo dive", the first 20 results will be different dives from Luongo. People always bitch about Sean Avery, Matt Cooke, and Steve Ott compromising the integrity of the game. They should take a closer look at this jackass. Having talent doesn't justify acting like a retard. /Rant.
Posted by: The Say Hey Kid
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