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Monday, February 21, 2011

545 Playoffs: Ugliest Athletes (Round One, Series Two)

Well, Jason Blake won his series one matchup against Kevin Youkilis by a vote of 18-16. It was a tight quarter final matchup. Today's matchup is between two equally as gruesome competitors. Chicago Bulls' centre Joakim Noah is facing off against Miami Dolphins' offensive lineman Pat McQuistan for today's quarter final matchup.

Let's start with McQuistan. He looks like the son of two Oompa Loompas who had incestual relations. In other words, he's really ugly, and he needs to do something about his hair. To be honest, I don't even think he would look half as bad as he does with a normal hair cut, but that remains to be seen. If he wasn't a professional football player, I imagine we'd still see him on ESPN 11 in hot-dog eating competitions. He looks like he could handle a meal. Anyways, here's the photo:

Pat McQuistan

Words cannot even describe Joakim Noah. He is something else. He would be perfect for an anti-meth commercial. "Children, if you do meth, this is what you will look like":

Joakim Noah

Who do you think is uglier, McQuistan or Noah? You be the judge.

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid

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