Alright, what the fuck is wrong with Pavel Datsyuk's head? The shape of it in general just confuses me. He honestly reminds me of E.T. with some sort of weird combover. I think he's going to win this matchup, but not because he's goodlooking, but because Colon makes him look like Ryan Reynolds.
Pavel Datsyuk
What is there to say about Bartolo Colon? He's got all of the conventions of a 2/10. The unibrow, the double chin, the dirty teen stash, the eyes of a rapist. Seriously, he looks like he'd be the killer in an episode of Criminal Minds.
Bartolo Colon
Have you ever heard of win-win situations? Well, I think this is a lose-lose situation. Who do you think is the uglier between these two guys? You be the judge.
Posted By: The Say Hey Kid
No comments:
Post a Comment