Debate of the Day: Eli Manning's Wife versus Peyton Manning's Wife

Well, I'd like to pretend like we could have a debate as to which quarterback was the better pivot, but I'm not going to stand around pissing in the wind here. Peyton might look like the biggest whiner in town but at least he's not just tossing picks every fourth throw and just kissing Tom Coughlin's ass. What might be a more interesting debate is this: who has the hotter of the two wives?

Eli Manning's Wife (Abby)

versus

Peyton Manning's Wife (Ashley)

Blond versus Brunette. A little older versus a little younger. I'm going to give the edge to Eli's wife for her body and Peyton's wife takes the cake in regards to her face. I mean, Abby's got a little bit of a crazed cross eye thing going on there, and if you don't believe it just search for the rest of the pictures on google or some shit - I picked a generous one. I don't know though, clearly both these girls have just got problems with sense of entitlement and self worth for bagging a Manning boy, just look at the way Peyton's wife thinks the owns the shit out of that ball. Ultimately though I'm going to choose Peyton's wife Ashley over Eli's girl. Why? You ever seen how much Peyton whines? Just picture how much shit that girl puts up with from Peyton. So she's one of those girls you can just mindfuck and manipulate, and when you see a girl like that you scoop them up if you know what's good.

- posted by silverado