You're still LOSERS

 Cleveland Cavaliers,

   26 straight losses, holy fuck that is a lot. Think about it, for a quarter of the season you lost all your games. That's fucking pathetic. Honestly how can one professional sports franchise be so fucking bad? It doesn't make any sense.

26 straight.
 
   Let's face it: any win from now on will be nothing short of a miracle for you guys. You ended the streak last night by defeating The Los Angles Clippers in OVERTIME.

   "It's a great feeling and great for the morale of this team, this city and these fans," said Antwan Jamison, who matched a season high with 35 points. "It's finally good to get it, We've been working so hard for this. We finally got it." -Yahoo Sports

   Are you fucking kidding me Antawn? How in the fuck do you think this one win all of sudden changes the fact that you're awful?! How can just ONE win in 27 games be great for the moral of the team, the city, and the fans.

26 straight.

   I think what your plan should be going forward is to just fucking lose another 26 in a row, that way you have a legit shot by snagging the number 1 overall pick this year. Winning is virtually impossible for you, don't set your goals so high. Think reasonably.  But I guess with LePussy out of town now, you need something to bring the media to Cleveland, right?



-posted by GAC