Debate of the Day: J.T. versus A.J.

Alright. Been too long since we've taken a look at a couple football wives, and believe me, there are a lot to look at. Here we've got a matchup of defensive stars (or, AJ Hawk was supposed to be one). Jason Taylor is up there with Ray Lewis in discussions of the best linebacker of our era - don't give me this "he plays d-end" bullshit. AJ Hawk is right up there with Clay Mathews for biggest faggot linebackers with long yellow hair of our era. Let's see how their wives stack up.

Katina Taylor

 

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Laura Hawk

Sorry for making you look at AJ's ugly mug, but it had to be done. Of note here is something very important: Laura Hawk is also quarterback Brady Quinn's sister, so I've gotta give AJ extra points here for boinking someone's sister. If Brady Quinn ever gets into an NFL game, and if AJ Hawk ever gets a sack, and if, by the slimmest of chances, these two things happen in the same game, it would be funny (Sorry, you probably expected more there. Me too). Just flatten Brady, tell him how hard you gave it to his sister last night, and go on about your day. Perfect.

That said, Jason Taylor's wife Katina has an ass to die for. And her name is just sexy. Who knew you could take such an over-used name, take away an "r", and you've just got a name of somebody you want to throw down with. Like, that rivals some of the best asses I've ever seen. So I'm going with her for sure.

MAH GAWD!

- posted by silverado