One Frisky Feline

Sometimes when you're surfing the web, you come across some pretty fucked up shit. This story I recently came across can attest to that. A man in Italy recently took a cat to court because he said that cat watched him when he tried to have sexual intercourse with his wife, thus making him nervous and giving him difficulties in bed. In his court appearance, the man said that the cat made him "anxious, nervous, and upset." He also stated that he believed that his wife and the cat conspired against him to humiliate him. His wife commented on the matter and said that it was "his own fault that he couldn't keep it up." The judge, who was more than likely on shrooms prior to the court meeting, ruled in favour of the man and said that the cat is not permitted to enter the bedroom for three months. The cat has a provisional restraining order against it from the man. Here's a link to the article in Italian. Google translation is your friend.

http://www.repubblica.it/cronaca/2011/02/07/news/gatto_guardone-12172570/?ref=HREC2-7

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid