Debate of the Day: Modano v. Upshall

What do Mike Modano and Scottie Upshall have in common? Not a whole lot, I guess. They're both millionaires, so that's good for them. They both play for shitty Western Conference teams in Detroit and Phoenix, but at least some people give a shit about the Wings. It's tough to compare them in terms of productivity, considering Upshall is pretty much a plugger out there and a complete waste of the 6th overall draft pick that was used on him. Modano was never an absolute superstar but the guy popped 50 goals once and hovered around a point per game during the prime of his career.

Ah fuck it, I'll cut the shit and get to the girls.

Mike Modano's wife Willa Ford

versus

Scottie Upshall's girlfriend Melanie Collins



This is actually a pretty tough choice. A little younger versus a little older. We all know the benefits of an older woman though. It's weird, until you're like 27 you want an older woman in her mid thirties. After that you just become a creepy guy trolling on younger girls.

Both of these girls have been in the spotlight before. Willa was on "Dancing With The Stars" as well as dating the former face of MMA Chuck Liddell for a short period. Melanie Collins worked for NBA TV for a short period of time before she uploaded a bunch of slutty pictures on facebook that included her kissing other women and looking to be perilously close to licking another girl's butt-crack. So that's cool I guess if it's what you're in to. Personally I'm going to go with Collins here. Sure, she freaks me out a little bit with her adventurous sexual endeavours, but I just know I couldn't live up to the bar set by guys like Modano and Liddell.

Oh, and if this is your type of thing (personally I've got a little bit more integrity), here is a picture of Melanie Collins kissing another woman:

- posted by silverado