Gil is by far one of the most pathetic and hopeless characters on The Simpsons. Likewise, the Leafs are one of the most pathetic and hopeless teams in the NHL for the foreseeable future. Brian Burke has essentially dismantled this team with some terrible management tactics. I’m not going to go into details, because most of us are sick and tired of hearing about the fucking Kessel deal, but he’s managed to fuck this team up royally for the future. Gil just can’t seem to win, as evidenced by him getting fired from all of his jobs and not having a fucking thing go his way. The same could be said for Toronto. When Timmy “AHLer for life” Brent is one of your better players right now, you know you’re fucked. But let’s get to the point - the Leafs can’t fucking win either. When they do win, they win enough games to finish in 9th place, thus avoiding a good draft pick and the playoffs, and when they lose and finish last, they can’t even reap the benefits of it because they traded their fucking pick to the Beantown Bruisers. So in other words, they fucking lose even when they win. In one episode, Lionel Hutz said Gil has been working there 42 years without a promotion. You can probably tell where this is going. The fucking Leafs haven’t won the Stanley Cup in the past 43 years, and we’re not going to be winning it anytime soon with pylons like Komisarek anchoring our blue line. At this point in time, the Toronto Maple Leafs are Gil Gunderson (sounds like a Swedish defenseman) for sure. Both are pathetic, desperate, and have unfeasible futures.
Posted by: The Say Hey Kid
The Leafs remind me of Ralph Wiggum
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