Are You Sure This Guy Is Canadian?

     What kind of name is Zenon Konopka? Apparently he was born in Canada. If you ask me, it sounds like he was born in the Czech Republic or Lithuania or some other fucking obscure Baltic nation like Herzegovina (no offense to the Herzegovians who read our blog daily). Anyways, that's not the point of this article. The point is that I'm sick of dumb fucking plugs who are lucky to be in the NHL mouthing off to all-stars and NHL legends. You've got all the usual suspects, Avery chirping Marty Brodeur, Adam Burish chirping future hall of famers Sidney Crosby and Chris Pronger, and the list goes on. Seriously, what gives these fucking idiots the sense of entitlement that they have to mouth off to legends of the game? In a year, no one is going to remember who the fuck you were. You're not going to be remembered as the hero who mouthed Chris Pronger, you'll be remembered for 2 months as the fucking retard who chirped someone who has more talent in his pinky finger than you do in your entire body.

     Anyways, following the Isles-Penguins brawl the other night, Lemieux essentially said that he was disgusted and really upset with how the Islanders conducted themselves on the ice. He was even less pleased with the disciplinary action that the NHL took to punish the Islanders. He said he did not want to be associated with the NHL if this was how the Islanders were going to be punished. I bet you can tell where this is going...Zenon Konopka responded to Mario Lemieux. Here is what he said:

"I can't believe he's that far removed from the game that he doesn't realize in the heat of the moment what happens... we're trying to keep our best players on the ice, we want John Tavares to be a superstar in this league and play every night. As soon as I get home, I'm going to take the poster off my bedroom door of Mario." - http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=353855

    I only have one thing to say here. Why in the fuck do you have a poster of Mario Lemieux on your door Zenon? You're 30 years old you creepy fuck.

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid