Wizards "Turrible" On and Off The Court

Seems like the Washington Wizards can't catch a break from embarrassing themselves. At least they have Mike Bibby now...


 Posted by: G.A.C.

545 Playoffs: Ugliest Athlete (Round One, Series Four)

Alright, Bartolo Colon was voted as uglier than Pavel Datsyuk in yesterday's quarter final. Today's quarter final is going to be the last quarter final, and it's between Lou Amundson of the Golden State Warriors and Jim Kleinsasser of the Minnesota Vikings. These two are both worthy competitors.

Let's start with Lou Amundson. What the fuck is going on with that haircut? He looks like Brendan Frasier with Jennifer Aniston's haircut. Either that or he looks like a caveman on cocaine, I'm not too sure.

Lou Amundson

There's not much to say about Jim Kleinsasser. He looks like Silent Bob from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on steroids with a haircut. Who in the sweet fuck told him that his facial hair looked good too? Whoever told him that, they lied.

Jim Kleinsasser



Alright, who do you guys think is uglier?

Breaking News: Utah ship Deron William to Nets

The Utah Jazz have sent All-Star point guard Deron Williams to New Jersey in exchange for point guard Devin Harris, rookie power forward Derrick Favors, and two first round draft picks.

The deal will likely be finalized later Wednesday afternoon, as a third team, the Golden State Warriors, is likely involved. The Nets will send the expiring contract of forward Troy Murphy in exchange for center Dan Gadzuric and power forward Brandan Wright.

Wow, Deron Williams has got to be pissed.

For more information concerning the trade, please click on the highlighted link.

Posted by: G.A.C.

STAT and Melo, STAT and Melo, STAT and Melo, STAT and Melo!

Check out the latest remix to Wiz Khalifa's song "Black and Yellow".


 Posted by: G.A.C.

Debate of the Day: J.T. versus A.J.

Alright. Been too long since we've taken a look at a couple football wives, and believe me, there are a lot to look at. Here we've got a matchup of defensive stars (or, AJ Hawk was supposed to be one). Jason Taylor is up there with Ray Lewis in discussions of the best linebacker of our era - don't give me this "he plays d-end" bullshit. AJ Hawk is right up there with Clay Mathews for biggest faggot linebackers with long yellow hair of our era. Let's see how their wives stack up.

Katina Taylor

 

versus

Laura Hawk

Sorry for making you look at AJ's ugly mug, but it had to be done. Of note here is something very important: Laura Hawk is also quarterback Brady Quinn's sister, so I've gotta give AJ extra points here for boinking someone's sister. If Brady Quinn ever gets into an NFL game, and if AJ Hawk ever gets a sack, and if, by the slimmest of chances, these two things happen in the same game, it would be funny (Sorry, you probably expected more there. Me too). Just flatten Brady, tell him how hard you gave it to his sister last night, and go on about your day. Perfect.

That said, Jason Taylor's wife Katina has an ass to die for. And her name is just sexy. Who knew you could take such an over-used name, take away an "r", and you've just got a name of somebody you want to throw down with. Like, that rivals some of the best asses I've ever seen. So I'm going with her for sure.

MAH GAWD!

- posted by silverado

Raptors Make Puzzling Trade

Yesterday afternoon the Raptors traded the first round pick they acquired from Miami for Chris Bosh. In return, they received James Johnson from the bulls. Got to admit, this is a pretty dumb move on Colangelo's part. James Johnson is a young kid, but he's clearly not going to be contributing to an NBA team anytime soon. Why would you trade away a late 20s first round pick in return for junk? I just don't get the philosophy behind throwing away a chance to draft a player who MAY be good in the mid 20s for a player who you know is not good.

Raptors just continuting their dominance. The rest of the East should be worried now.


- posted by silverado

People are Retarded

...Alright, I guess that isn't really news. Anyways, some guy named his first-born daughter "Facebook". I'm too pissed to even blog about this, so here's the link to the article:

http://ca.shine.yahoo.com/parenting/man-names-his-firstborn-daughter-%E2%80%98facebook%E2%80%99-blog-156-shine.html

Posted by: The Say Hey Kid